So, poor old chicken gets slaughtered. And all in the name of a little meal, so the kids won’t go hungry. Is that such a crime?
Well, apparently, there are a few people who believe so.
These members of society, for some reason, believe it is morally wrong to kill a little chicken just to stay alive. It’s as if they are saying ‘screw us, save the chickens’. And to be honest, I know a few people like that.
So, with their arguements, which usually end up in ‘it’s wrong, and it’s horrible’ (the usual suspects), what I want to know is what happened to the old ‘it’s tasty, and who gives a hoot where it came from’ excuse?
It’s like saying ‘I’m not driving that car because it came from Russia’. Actually, come to think of it, that is a terrible comparison; who the hell would want to drive a car from Russia?
Anyway, back to the point, if you have a piece of meat placed in front of you and you eat it (that is without thinking about the chicken that it came from) then it’s all good. But if you refuse it, good ol’ cluck-cluck just died in vain. Think about it, if you refuse the meat, then it’ll just get wasted. If the so called vegetarians truly cared about the animals that were killed, they would put the remains to good use and eat them.
Then you get those mental patients who take it all a step further, and refuse to eat anything which happens to be distantly related to animals. We call these crazies 'vegans', mainly because they're a lot shorter than vegetarians, so we shorten their name, too. They won't drink any dairy products or anything of that nature, and totally disregard their own well-being for no apparent point whatsoever; i can't think of any reason why i wouldn't want to drink a nice cool glass of milk, but then again, i'm not crazy, and anyone who challenges this statement will be shot. These vegans are rare, as they are usually eaten by angry chickens that are fed up being slaughtered.
So in my post-review conclusion, i suggest that everyone start murdering every animal they can find before the catch us off guard. You have been warned.
I think.
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
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People should think about the origin of the meat in a sense whether the chickens lived in good conditions or not! I think it's natural for us people to eat meat and I see nothing wrong in that but I still would like them chickens (and the rest animals we're gonna eat) living in good conditions. Many vegetarians complain about that but they don't see that if they just quit eating the meat totally they can't help the small businesses that try their best to keep the meat that we eat happy!
ReplyDeleteThat's all from me, the half way hippie :D
And yeah, I agree about vegans being totally crazy.
I'm not saying anything but I'm rustling up a few killer beans and other assorted vegetables to beat you into non-meat eating submission :P
ReplyDeleteSurely Killer vegetables would be more harmful to vegetarians than meat eaters.
ReplyDeleteAlso Paul, I personally don't enjoy cold glasses of milk - not for any moral reasons or anything, just because I don't like the taste of milk on its own. You can't beat a good bacon flavoured milkshake though.
Nah sock! The vegetables are in league with the cows and sheep and will brutally attack anyone who eats meat! The veg WANT to be eaten :P
ReplyDeletepeople who aren't vegetarians still eat vegitables so what you say makes no sense
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